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It’s a free country. I can do whatever I want. — Uncle Rico Quotes

Napoleon: “Gosh! What the flip was grandma doing at the sand of dunes?”
Uncle Rico: “She was on a date with her boyfriend.”

What, are you already losing your steam? — Uncle Rico

Napoleon: “It’s a piece of crap it doesn’t work!”
Uncle Rico: “Well, I could’ve told you that.”

Lance you look like a strong young pup, why don’t you see if you can give this a nice tear? Don’t hurt yourself now. — Uncle Rico

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Why don’t we take this somewhere a little more private? — Uncle Rico Quotes

Uncle Rico: “Why the heck you throwin’ crap at my van, Napoleon?!”
Napoleon: “Everybody at school thinks I’m a frickin’ idiot because of you!”

I wish you wouldn’t look at me like that, Napoleon. — Uncle Rico

Napoleon: “Get off my property or I’ll call the cops on you.”
Uncle Rico: “Well then do it! Go on!”

Napoleon: “You don’t have to stay here with us, we’re not babies!”
Uncle Rico: “Haha! Talk to your Auntie Carolyn.”

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Uncle Rico: “You takin’ my client’s daughter?”
Napoleon: “Yes. We need to pick her up too.”

I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace? You ever come across anything—like time travel? — Uncle Rico

Uncle Rico: “Could you do me a favor and give a couple of these to your mom for me? Just tell her she can pass them out to her friends or whoever.”
Trisha: “Okay.”
Uncle Rico: “Now you gals feel free to give me a call if you use some.

I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol’ mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate. — Uncle Rico

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We also need some way to make us look official like we got all the answers. — Uncle Rico Quotes

Just a little east of the cemetery is a good little area, but don’t go down here ‘cause they don’t have any money. — Uncle Rico

If you guys decide to invest in the 24-piece set, I’m going to throw in a little gift. — Uncle Rico

We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man. — Uncle Rico

Why don’t you sell some to your girlfriend. Might as well do somethin’ while you’re doing nothing. — Uncle Rico

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Uncle Rico: I’ll tell you somethin’ right now. You’d find your soul mate.”
Kip: “Are you serious?”
Uncle Rico: “I’m dead serious. Watch this.”

Uncle Rico: “Well what about work? Have you studied up on the new product?”
Kip: “Yes.”
Uncle Rico: “Do you know it back to front?”

I got a little project that we might be able to make a little moola with. — Uncle Rico

You know we can’t afford the fun pack! What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you’re at it. — Uncle Rico

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Kip: “I have a chat room meeting at four. I gotta be back here by then.”
Uncle Rico: “All right, you just start a little earlier, that’s all. Or else work afterward. How long is the chat room?”

Kip: “Yeah. Grandma’s still payin’ per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes ‘cause I’m on there so long.”
Uncle Rico: “I’ll bet she does. I’ll tell you something, I’d be throwin’ you out the window.”

I sent him an email sayin’ I was gonna notify the authorities if I didn’t get a refund in full, but don’t you ever wish that you could go back? I mean with all the knowledge you have now? — Uncle Rico

Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin’ pretty serious.

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