Major Payne Movie Quotes

In this post, we’ll look at some funny and encouraging quotes from the 1995 American comedy film Major Payne.

The story of this film is of a marine military officer named Major Payne who gets an honorable discharge due to a successful drug raid. But he was accustomed to his military lifestyle. So he has difficulty living an everyday civilian life, which has been presented in a very funny way in this film.

In view of its circumstances, his commanding officer again calls him back into the military. There he is assigned the task of training a disorderly and misfit group named “green boys” and helping them win the Virginia Military Games competition. It is a high school group under the Junior Reserve Officers’ Training Corps. In which there are some lazy and unfit children.

First, he is very strict with those children, makes them train hard and enforces many rules. But gradually the major payne gets attached to those children. Meanwhile, Payne also receives an invitation to join Bosnia’s fight, but he turns down the offer to train the children.

During this time, there are many funny movements hidden in the movie, as well as Major Payne gives many life lessons to those children. So let’s know what payne teaches those children via major payne quotes.

Major Payne Quotes :

Major Payne Quotes
Got no worries, got no stress. — Major Payne

You hit that boy again, I’m gonna do more than salute you. — Major Payne

I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Do not attempt to valid my authority! — Major Payne

Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm? — Major Payne

You hold it, or else I’ll break it off, and kick it around on the ground! — Major Payne

You nasty little worm. Go change your huggies, boy! — Major Payne

Major Payne Quotes
War has made me very paranoid! And when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to kill! — Major Payne

Who’s the person that got me this blood on this lip? Who’s responsible? Don’t all run at once. Maybe no one’s responsible. I just had it comin’! — Major Payne

What’s your damage, muscle head? Are you stupid? You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf? — Major Payne

Know this—killing is my business, ladies, and business is good! — Major Payne

He makes us squat when we piss. — Major Payne

Ladies, you’re the prettiest cadets under my command. I oughta change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne. — Major Payne

Major Payne Movie Quotes
I never said the family doesn’t break up. Don’t you watch Oprah? — Major Payne

Don’t you feel dumb. Look at you. Don’t you ever make jokes about me behind my back, or else I’ll stomp you into the ground. — Major Payne

Maybe, what he needs is for you to pop your titty out his mouth, and let the boy grow up. — Major Payne

Be advised, ladies. We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! India! November! Get used to the sound of that word! — Major Payne

From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife. — Major Payne

What the hell was that, you little freckle face cartoon? Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? — Major Payne

Major Payne Movie Quotes
Don’t push the ‘maybes,’ baby. — Major Payne

You’ll get no sympathy from me. If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. That’s where you’ll find my sympathy. — Major Payne

I don’t like it. It makes me feel all funny. — Major Payne

You eye me one more time, I’ll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat’s cookie bag! — Major Payne

I’m just a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair. — Major Payne

Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well, if you don’t answer me when I speak to you, I’m gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy? — Major Payne

Quotes From Major Payne Movie
A bullet. It’s somethin’ special. It’s from my heart. — Major Payne

He is there? If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy! — Major Payne

What are you laughing at, pig-boy? Do you find a piece of candy in your pocket? — Major Payne

You like the way I handled them white folks back there? — Major Payne

Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs. — Major Payne

Nobody’s leaving here until you turds get this course down to 80 seconds. — Major Payne

Quotes From Major Payne Movie
They may not like me, but they will respect me. — Major Payne

A squad that lives together, wins together! Unity, turds—that is the key word in ‘UNIT,’ without the ‘Y!’ — Major Payne

The ABC’s of being a positive male role model? — Major Payne

I guess I just had that one coming. Well, you know what you all got a-comin’? 723-hour days of fun and adventure. I’m gonna make you boys strong! — Major Payne

Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. What beanstalk you fall from? — Major Payne

I’m surprised, you haven’t dropped about 12 puppies by now. Ain’t you never been married? — Major Payne

Major Payne Movie Quotes From Other Characters :

Major Payne Movie Quotes From Other Characters
That’s just it. This isn’t a life-or-death situation. — Cadet Alex Stone

He’s trying to show you some affection. — Emily Walburn

You’d better give up, señor. You cannot kill us all! — Drug Lord

I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, editorial, egomaniacal, frigid lunatic asshole! — Emily Walburn

Payne’s not here, he’s in our ass! — Cadet Williams

Major Payne Movie Quotes From Other Characters
Most blood is now shed in the halls of Congress. Guys like us are becoming dinosaurs. — General Decker

What about family, and unity, and all that other bullshit you said? — Cadet Alex Stone

Do you really think this is the best way to gain the respect and admiration of these young men? — Emily Walburn

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Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn’t even show up.— Lieutenant

They won’t let me go on a ‘Black Op,’ because I’m too little, and nobody ever lets you do anything when you’re little. — Cadet Kevin Dunn

Major Payne Movie Quotes From Other Characters
I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement. — Emily Walburn

I’ve made some calls and I have an assignment for you. It’s not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military. — General Decker

I don’t call it babying, I call it nurturing. — Emily Walburn

Come on, he can’t do this, leave him alone. I can barely do it. It’s slippery out here. — Cadet Alex Stone

I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. — Colonel Braggart

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