In this post, we’ll look at some funny and encouraging quotes from the 1995 American comedy film Major Payne.
The story of this film is of a marine military officer named Major Payne who gets an honorable discharge due to a successful drug raid. But he was accustomed to his military lifestyle. So he has difficulty living an everyday civilian life, which has been presented in a very funny way in this film.
In view of its circumstances, his commanding officer again calls him back into the military. There he is assigned the task of training a disorderly and misfit group named “green boys” and helping them win the Virginia Military Games competition. It is a high school group under the Junior Reserve Officers’ Training Corps. In which there are some lazy and unfit children.
First, he is very strict with those children, makes them train hard and enforces many rules. But gradually the major payne gets attached to those children. Meanwhile, Payne also receives an invitation to join Bosnia’s fight, but he turns down the offer to train the children.
During this time, there are many funny movements hidden in the movie, as well as Major Payne gives many life lessons to those children. So let’s know what payne teaches those children via major payne quotes.
Major Payne Quotes :
You hit that boy again, I’m gonna do more than salute you. — Major Payne
I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Do not attempt to valid my authority! — Major Payne
Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm? — Major Payne
You hold it, or else I’ll break it off, and kick it around on the ground! — Major Payne
You nasty little worm. Go change your huggies, boy! — Major Payne
Who’s the person that got me this blood on this lip? Who’s responsible? Don’t all run at once. Maybe no one’s responsible. I just had it comin’! — Major Payne
What’s your damage, muscle head? Are you stupid? You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf? — Major Payne
Know this—killing is my business, ladies, and business is good! — Major Payne
He makes us squat when we piss. — Major Payne
Ladies, you’re the prettiest cadets under my command. I oughta change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne. — Major Payne
Don’t you feel dumb. Look at you. Don’t you ever make jokes about me behind my back, or else I’ll stomp you into the ground. — Major Payne
Maybe, what he needs is for you to pop your titty out his mouth, and let the boy grow up. — Major Payne
Be advised, ladies. We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! India! November! Get used to the sound of that word! — Major Payne
From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife. — Major Payne
What the hell was that, you little freckle face cartoon? Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? — Major Payne
You’ll get no sympathy from me. If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. That’s where you’ll find my sympathy. — Major Payne
I don’t like it. It makes me feel all funny. — Major Payne
You eye me one more time, I’ll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat’s cookie bag! — Major Payne
I’m just a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair. — Major Payne
Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well, if you don’t answer me when I speak to you, I’m gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy? — Major Payne
He is there? If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy! — Major Payne
What are you laughing at, pig-boy? Do you find a piece of candy in your pocket? — Major Payne
You like the way I handled them white folks back there? — Major Payne
Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs. — Major Payne
Nobody’s leaving here until you turds get this course down to 80 seconds. — Major Payne
A squad that lives together, wins together! Unity, turds—that is the key word in ‘UNIT,’ without the ‘Y!’ — Major Payne
The ABC’s of being a positive male role model? — Major Payne
I guess I just had that one coming. Well, you know what you all got a-comin’? 723-hour days of fun and adventure. I’m gonna make you boys strong! — Major Payne
Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. What beanstalk you fall from? — Major Payne
I’m surprised, you haven’t dropped about 12 puppies by now. Ain’t you never been married? — Major Payne
Major Payne Movie Quotes From Other Characters :
He’s trying to show you some affection. — Emily Walburn
You’d better give up, señor. You cannot kill us all! — Drug Lord
I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, editorial, egomaniacal, frigid lunatic asshole! — Emily Walburn
Payne’s not here, he’s in our ass! — Cadet Williams
What about family, and unity, and all that other bullshit you said? — Cadet Alex Stone
Do you really think this is the best way to gain the respect and admiration of these young men? — Emily Walburn
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Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn’t even show up.— Lieutenant
They won’t let me go on a ‘Black Op,’ because I’m too little, and nobody ever lets you do anything when you’re little. — Cadet Kevin Dunn
I’ve made some calls and I have an assignment for you. It’s not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military. — General Decker
I don’t call it babying, I call it nurturing. — Emily Walburn
Come on, he can’t do this, leave him alone. I can barely do it. It’s slippery out here. — Cadet Alex Stone
I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. — Colonel Braggart
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