26 Hilarious Kenny Powers Quotes From Eastbound & Down Series

Some movies or series have characters that directly touch our hearts. It has a distinct outlook which makes it special. Such as Kenny Powers, a character from the HBO television comedy series Eastbound and Down.

He is a baseball player who is loved by the audience due to his bold nature and funny antics. The character of Kenny Powers has been wonderfully played by American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer Danny McBride.

If we talk about the nature of the character, Kenny Powers is an arrogant, lazy and egotistical dominant baseball pitcher. Who ruined his career with his bad habits.

But over time he realized his mistake. So Kenny began working as a physical education teacher and began preparing for a return to Major League Baseball. This character has also received many nicknames such as The People’s Champion, The Shelby Sensation, The Reverse Apache Master, Kenny “Fucking” Powers, and The Bulletproof Tiger.

Now you’ll have to watch the Eastbound and Down series to find out if it’s going to be successful or not and why & how Kenny got all these nicknames.

I am sure Kenny Powers’ locomotion will make you laugh. Check out the video below to see a sample of it. For now, just by looking at Kenny Powers’ quotes, you can get a sense of his ideology.

Kenny Powers Quotes :

I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions. — Kenny Powers

The foundation of a great baseball player starts with understanding some basic fundamentals: running, stretching, and physical conditioning. These are the things that prepare your body for the many challenges a baseball player faces. — Kenny Powers

I’m living like a rock star, you’re living like a rock star, everybody’s living like a rock star. — Kenny Powers

I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising. — Kenny Powers

I’m sick and tired of carrying all the weight… the coaches and owners not giving me the sh*t I need to win. — Kenny Powers

There have been many comebacks throughout history…Well, my comeback is almost complete, and I can say that, when it is complete, it will shake the pillars of this land or town. — Kenny Powers

If you’ve got something you want to say, then just say it. — Kenny Powers

When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom. — Kenny Powers

I’m on a quest to be awesome. — Kenny Powers

Every victory is just a precursor to another fucked-up test. — Kenny Powers

Purity – it’s what we all desire, and it is what I’ve come here to share with you. — Kenny Powers

I’ve been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist. — Kenny Powers

I do all these things not because I want to, but because I have to. — Kenny Powers

I’m the king of everything, bow down bitches. — Kenny Powers

Everything I have in this life, I earned myself. There’s no cosmic luck deciding shit for us. — Kenny Powers

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I’m about to f**k you up with some truth. — Kenny Powers

I’ve had a lot of memories and sometimes I have to dump the small ones to make room for the bigger ones. But sometimes, when you try to dump the smaller ones, you think they’re gone but they’re not. — Kenny Powers

I’m not a good guy, I’m not a bad guy, I’m just a guy. — Kenny Powers

I feel like my life’s become Requied For a Dream. And I have front-row seat tickets to the ass-to-ass scene. — Kenny Powers

The good thing about getting over depression is, well, you can start to see your enemies more clearly. — Kenny Powers

I play baseball like it’s the end of the world. — Kenny Powers

Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives. — Kenny Powers

Everyone isn’t an obstacle, just some people are—and it might be someone you find in your bloodline, distant and as brown as their skin can be, they still are part of you. — Kenny Powers

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I’m just a southern boy at heart with a deadly curve ball. — Kenny Powers

I’m Kenny Powers, king of the world, and that’s a fact. — Kenny Powers

Funny Kenny Powers Quotes :

Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. Whenever you look at that jackass you think of me, OK? — Kenny Powers

I’m a stone cold killer on the mound and in the bedroom. — Kenny Powers

I’m a legend, a mythical creature, part man, part God. — Kenny Powers

I can’t believe I opened up my heart up to that bitch. Opened it wide up. And she just squatted with that big beautiful booty and dumped all over it. — Kenny Powers

I’m gonna show you how a real man throws a baseball. — Kenny Powers