Everyone has some skill that makes them superior to others. Whether he is a loser or a winner. Joe Dirt is one such young man who has always faced failures and people called him a loser.
But when he embarks on a journey to find his parents, he learns of his different special qualities. He didn’t find out about his parents, but found a family in the form of close friends who respected him.
The story of Joe Dirt is quite funny and full of adventure. The film is directed by Dennie Gordon and actor David Spade in the lead role. The 2001 film “Joe Dirt” was a huge success. The film’s budget was $17.7 million while the film grossed $30,987,695 worldwide. That’s why the second part of the Joe Dirt movie Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser was also released in 2015.
In this post, we will explore some funny and inspirational Joe Dirt quotes that smartly explained meaningful life lessons. So let’s begin.
Joe Dirt Quotes :
You’re talking to me all wrong… It’s the wrong tone. You do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. — Clem
It’s like the cartoons, I’m seeing all tweet tweet. — Joe Dirt
You want me to put my ear to the ground and listen for hoofbeats, check for footprints, look for broken twigs? This is the modern era. That stuff doesn’t work anymore. — Kicking Wing
Lose that frown. When you’re down, stare at a clown. — Joe’s Mom
To tell you the truth between you and me. The thing with the dog is coming off a little fruity. That’s just me talking. — Joe Dirt
When bad pets go bad, dang. — Joe Dirt
Cherish every moment you have with loved ones and never regret anything in life, because everything happens for a reason. — Joe Dirt
My name is Joe Dirt, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool. — Joe Dirt
Now, this ain’t no flapjack. I’ll go real easy. I won’t look. — Joe Dirt
There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two. — Joe Dirt
Keep on, keepin’ on. — Joe Dirt
His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy. — Joe Dirt
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? — Joe Dirt
Why don’t you practice falling down, I’ll be there in a minute. — Joe Dirt
I spent alone staring at the moon wondering if, at that exact moment, my mom or my dad was looking at the same moon. And for that brief second, we were together again. — Joe Dirt
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Watch the guns baby, that’s how I get the gals. — Joe Dirt
You can’t have “no” in your heart. “No” is not an option, brother. — Joe Dirt
You just said your sister’s hot! What a fuh-reak! You’re going to hell, man! — Joe Dirt
They’re large and in charge, and they’re looking for chickies. — Joe Dirt
Where are you all going? Hey, come on! You don’t have to follow him just because he’s going! — Joe Dirt
You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air? — Joe Dirt