Joe Dirt Quotes

Everyone has some skill that makes them superior to others. Whether he is a loser or a winner. Joe Dirt is one such young man who has always faced failures and people called him a loser.

But when he embarks on a journey to find his parents, he learns of his different special qualities. He didn’t find out about his parents, but found a family in the form of close friends who respected him.

The story of Joe Dirt is quite funny and full of adventure. The film is directed by Dennie Gordon and actor David Spade in the lead role. The 2001 film “Joe Dirt” was a huge success. The film’s budget was $17.7 million while the film grossed $30,987,695 worldwide. That’s why the second part of the Joe Dirt movie Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser was also released in 2015.

In this post, we will explore some funny and inspirational Joe Dirt quotes that smartly explained meaningful life lessons. So let’s begin.

Joe Dirt Quotes :

best joe dirt quotes: Look at every day and smile that God has kept you alive, cause there’s nothing sweeter than life.
Look at every day and smile that God has kept you alive, cause there’s nothing sweeter than life. — Joe Dirt

You’re talking to me all wrong… It’s the wrong tone. You do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. — Clem

It’s like the cartoons, I’m seeing all tweet tweet. — Joe Dirt

You want me to put my ear to the ground and listen for hoofbeats, check for footprints, look for broken twigs? This is the modern era. That stuff doesn’t work anymore. — Kicking Wing

Lose that frown. When you’re down, stare at a clown. — Joe’s Mom

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Life is a garden, dig it. — Joe Dirt

To tell you the truth between you and me. The thing with the dog is coming off a little fruity. That’s just me talking. — Joe Dirt

When bad pets go bad, dang. — Joe Dirt

Cherish every moment you have with loved ones and never regret anything in life, because everything happens for a reason. — Joe Dirt

My name is Joe Dirt, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool. — Joe Dirt

funny joe dirt quotes: Here on earth, we call this place a ‘town.’ A ‘town’ is a place where everyone hates you.
Here on earth, we call this place a ‘town.’ A ‘town’ is a place where everyone hates you. — Joe Dirt

Now, this ain’t no flapjack. I’ll go real easy. I won’t look. — Joe Dirt

There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two. — Joe Dirt

Keep on, keepin’ on. — Joe Dirt

His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy. — Joe Dirt

famous joe dirt quotes: Life is too short to waste doing nothing, make every day count because we all don’t know when we will leave this world.
Life is too short to waste doing nothing, make every day count because we all don’t know when we will leave this world. — Joe Dirt

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? — Joe Dirt

Why don’t you practice falling down, I’ll be there in a minute. — Joe Dirt

I spent alone staring at the moon wondering if, at that exact moment, my mom or my dad was looking at the same moon. And for that brief second, we were together again. — Joe Dirt

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Watch the guns baby, that’s how I get the gals. — Joe Dirt

You can’t have “no” in your heart. “No” is not an option, brother. — Joe Dirt

joe dirt inspirational quotes: Things get the darkest before dawn.
Things get the darkest before dawn. — Joe Dirt

You just said your sister’s hot! What a fuh-reak! You’re going to hell, man! — Joe Dirt

They’re large and in charge, and they’re looking for chickies. — Joe Dirt

Where are you all going? Hey, come on! You don’t have to follow him just because he’s going! — Joe Dirt

You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air? — Joe Dirt